Saturday, April 23, 2011

To The Grammar NAZIS. This Video is For you

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18 comments:

  1. Jesus you just don't get it. If you want to be taken seriously as "patriot blogger" then you need to EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE YOUR FUCKING IDEAS.

    How exactly do you expect to educate someone when they have to spend half their time wondering just WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING?

    Do you get it yet? Blog your balls off, but if it doesn't make a lick of sense to anyone who doesn't beat themselves over the head with a 14 inch lead pipe before they read an article, then it is POINTLESS.

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  2. Brilliant video ... anonymous is no doubt still confused. Such an effort getting beyond ones self when you're oblivious to the mirror of which they so enjoy admiring.

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  3. See, this is why I not only quit reading this blog, but why I think the NWO is a good thing - a society where the herd majority is not only stupid, but angrily opposes any suggestion that they learn or even try to better themselves doesn't deserve to exist, in my opinion.
    This blog occasionally appears to have an inkling of a good idea, but it's so poorly expressed as to be insulting to read. Exactly where is an illiterate getting their information from? They can't possibly be reading it.

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  4. Anonymous 1-"... need to EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE YOUR FUCKING IDEAS."


    Communicate ideas like you just did? With your filthy language?

    I assure you, that every time anyone reverts to such "language," it's because they are NOT educated, cannot communicate and don't have the mental ability.

    You, sir, are NOT a good example.

    Bonnie

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  5. You are a dipshit, sir. Still, I'm glad to be from Texas and that we are both on the same side when it comes to Uncle Sam and Aunt Israel. When shit hits the fan, I'll be there by your side reading you the instructions.

    Peace,

    Ghana

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  6. I've got news for you all, language, either verbal or written, comes from the GRASSROOTS- NOT from High Society or the Universities OR the Royal Academies. But what happens is that, these latter, immediately want to possess language, just as they want land, gold, wealth, like they steal everything else!

    But language is the wealth of the Grassroots, because all the color and vitality comes from the lower strata of society, all the energy, all the action, every useful and beneficial, every invention comes from the Lower Strata ( from can openers to the inventions of Tesla). All the delight and surprises of language, all the charm.

    See:

    ee cummings
    http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/eecummings/331

    All the original terms and words, ideas and concepts, come from the Lower Classes

    See:

    Urban Dictionary
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/


    And this being the case, the Elite/Universities/Royal Academies, always want to grab somebody else's wealth, and claim it and change it, putting in their idea of what the language should be: grammar: nouns, verbs, tenses, participles, etc. and, therefore, they say, if you don't do it their way, you're wrong.

    These are the creatures that gave us the alphabet, and written symbols to write on paper. In this way, separating us from each other, and taking away our power to communicate, thereby, having power over us, since they can check verbage and letters and emails and blogs. But not our Minds.

    But these Elite/Royal Academies, the LAZY BUMS, can't have our wealth. Fresh, original language!


    PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!


    Bonnie

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    Stephen Fry is gay man. By that, I mean he is very happy.
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  8. I found the video presentation to be absolutely delightful - dude. I had a smile on the whole way through. Words are fun, and even the 'wrong' word in the correct context has some entertainment value.

    Especially if the garbage is purposefully misplaced to give a different meaning by using a word that sounds the same, yet still fits into the sentence structure. Beware of trying this at home - you have to be quick to carry out a statement using a technique that no one understands except for the mind of the creator.

    All this is totally meaningless, although it still gives one a higher sense of reality than listening to Kramer's advice on your portfolio.

    Thanks for the hoot.

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  9. Change your language and you change your thoughts. The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Thank you for posting this, it is pure delight.

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  10. Those who can't accept others imperfections are doomed to conformity and a bitter life.

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  11. Literacy and education are clearly correlated with voting patterns. That's why the Repugs target the least educated and literate among us to insert their little fascists. Karl Rove knows this, as does Rupert Murdoch. Bush and Boehner both rode the wave of the shitkicker revolution; "red states" have the lowest rates of literacy and education.

    The Lonestarwatchdog loved to vote for the very people who have caused the very problems he rails about. He was stupid enough to vote against his best interests, but let's give him credit for waking up, even if it is the 11th hour. Let's also hope he gets a copy of "Hooked on Phonics."

    You have no one to blame but your uneducated and stupid self, you arrogant Texan fool. You have no idea how stupid you look, but Texans are skilled at making fools of themselves. Thanks for reinforcing all of the negative stereotypes those of us from north of the Mason-Dixon line have about stupid Southerners.

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  12. Anonymous said...

    "Jesus you just don't get it. If you want to be taken seriously as "patriot blogger" then you need to EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE YOUR FUCKING IDEAS."

    Daggone it, Anonymous, you split an infinitive.

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  13. NobodysaysBOO:
    AHHHHHH!!! YESSSS!!!
    Americans at each other again,very refreshing commentary as Rome burns we argue about danglei participals as thou these TEXANS can SPELL!
    PLEASE! Try 2 keep your word anon(IT used 2 B the TEXAS thangie!) you said you will not read or post here,If you can not learn the BLOG language go back to SPANISH oops I mean MEX nobody talks SPANIS anymore.
    PLEASE TRY,STRUGGLE like SCHRUB 2 stay on topic! Digression is just ignorance.

    and now for a real treat kiddies read what this great american hero said:

    “We are an Empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you are studying that reality – judiciously as you will – we will act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We are history’s actors…and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” Carl Rove

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  14. This is great. Please start soon on the next highly irritating issue - idiots who are offended by "swear" words.

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  15. Orwell warned against exactly this kind of thing; the corruption of the language for purposes of thought control. Bloggers are passing information, not writing poetry. Information needs to be expressed precisely. If you can't spell or use words properly, no one will take your information seriously. The nonsense this pedantic brit is proposing is dangerous. He is promoting illiteracy. If you want to be an illiterate schmuck who can't put a decent thought together because you lack the proper language to do it, too bad for you. Go write some stream -of-consciousness "poetry". Learn to spell. Learn to communicate.
    As Orwell said, in a few years people will be unable to have a conversation like this because they will no longer have the language to be able.

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  16. I cannot believe you are continuing this obligatory tirade. I noticed that you removed my comment lambasting you from your last whiner spiel about people being critical about misspelling simple fucking words. If you really think that it makes no difference how you spell, then don't talk shit about hip hop, or anyone else. I'm really sick of disgusting hypocrites who cannot even toe the line they are spitting out for everyone else. Judging from the comments, I'm not the only one offended by your brazen attempt to lower the bar in the patriot community. Fuck dude there is online dictionaries, spell check and a whole host of tools not available 15 years ago to help people with spelling problems. Instead of crying about how people are mean and trolls of George Soros,(THATS WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF), USE THE FUCKING TOOLS DICKHEAD! Jesus! Do all you think it takes is swaggering around like some redneck frat boy acting like a tough guy? You are losing if you do. Just take our advice and use the tools. Christ. That's all. We're all on the same side. I just don't want us all to look like a bunch of unedumakated dolts who kant spel. Dats al.
    Now go fuck off and cry some more and think about the nekst vidyeo 2 maK U lok like a moran.

    See how horrible that last part of the sentence looks like. You think that anyone is going to want to listen to someone who fuckin spells like that? Grow up dude.

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  17. USE THE FUCKING TOOLS DICKHEAD! THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!

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  18. This line from Anonymous in the 30 April post goes like this:
    "Fuck dude there is online dictionaries..."

    Does anyone see the need for commas and the need to make the verb agree with the noun? Anon. makes two reading problems for us within six words. One must check a second or third time to understand that he doesn't really mean to fuck the dude. So inserting a comma before and after "dude" pretty much tells us that "fuck" is merely an expression of rage. Had he written "Shit dude..." we might have wanted a comma after shit so that we understood that we were not about to step on something we'd rather not have on our shoes. And the "is" & "are" problem is something that even Anonymous could understand as confusing.

    One other observation: Anonymous seems to think there is shock value still in using fuck, shit, and so on, but George Carlin put all that to bed well over 30 years ago. Besides, Anonymous must still have worries about using those often very useful words or else he would not hide behind a "name" that only reveals that he is frightened of being discovered.

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