Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Pastor Camping Can you Spare a Million Dollars for What Really Happened Since You will Be Raptured Oct 21st. You will Not Need That Money Anymore if You Are in Heaven.

                    Did you know Pastor Camping made millions of dollars deceiving the flock to believe the rapture was back on May 21, 2011? He did admit he had his math was wrong and the new date is Oct 21, 2011 now. Since he is not going to need that money because he going to enter the pearly gates of heaven to walk the streets paved in gold. I say organizations like What really Happened can sure use a million dollars so the money can do some real good for humanity. That would be the best million dollars he spent. I know he will be a good steward with the funds. He would be a far better steward than most Christians are.

                    Mike and Clair Rivero have plans to come back to the mainland from Hawaii. They plan to relocate somewhere. They want to purchase a motor home not only to tour the nation spreading the message of freedom and liberty. He would fight for your right of freedom to abuse your religion to fleece the flock for funds. He would also preach the right of your followers to be stupid and naive sending you money. The only good thing we can say about your followers is, they did not ask for a goverment bailout like the money junkies did when they made a bad decision. When you lied to them about being raptured last spring so you can sucker them out of more money, they will send more cash even when you are wrong. That is  what America is about, living with your choices even if you are an idiot.

                     Since you say the rapture is coming Oct 21st. I say leave one million dollars for Mike Rivero so he can continue What Really Happened be a quality news service and last bastion of free speech. Also tell your followers if they own guns to please give them to us and not the police station. We will need those weapons to battle the anti Christ forces while you all are in heaven looking down. If one your followers has a house they can spare and a motor home since you all are going to heaven. Mike and Clara will be grateful to you. They will not say "Praise the Lord" on the Radio". But they will thank you buy not squandering the funds and what is givin to them. For any of you Pastor Camping Followers who will be reading this blog. Since you will not be needing the money because you will be walking in streets paved with gold after you been raptured out of here.. Please push the PayPal button and donate to What Really Happened since you will not need the money anyway.


11 comments:

  1. I kind of like this Camping guy. He is a rare bird. Nearly all my enemies are delusional idiots. Most people think their enemies are liars and con men; they are not. Camping is an honest and genuine con man. He knows he is a con man. It is a big laugh to him. I would make the end of the world at an appropriately close date too, that way I can say, "Oops, I was wrong," then go spend all my money on whores and cars. At least he has the honesty to be an actual criminal. Not like the NYPD admits to themselves they are criminals as they randomly attack corwds of peaceful protesters. In their fantasy idiot lives, they are attacking orcs out of Lord of the Rings or something. In the shit America we have today, I can admire an actual self-aware self-admitted CRIMINAL! Thank your Pastor Criminal, you help restore the good name of con artists everywhere. Also, it is funny. I mean, why cover up the mindless restard scum who are his followers? Not like he used sugery to control their minds. This is absolute fact: the submissive human mind, is like a masochistic submissive woman in bed. Yes, she may leave you and shack up with another man, but she will be submissive in his bed. The submissive part is permanent - they only change masters. You can't free a submissive erotic slave like these loser followers of his. If you take away that master, they go find another.

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  2. And yes, death end of the world fetish is an expression of repressed erotic needs. Psych 101.

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  3. Every time Harold Camping predicts the end and the expiration date passes, a few more hapless individuals open their eyes to the fakery that is christianity.

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  4. That last comment shows how unintelligent you are. This Camping moron and his moron followers, (this is your mind at work) define and finalize 2,000 years of history? LOL. This is your logic: a scientist tomorrow playing with the reconstructed ww1 flu, has it get away from him and it kills a billion people - according to you, this scientist HAS PROVED! science is a failure. HAhahahaha. Man you dumb. This is worth mentioning. I live for real internet news. Until this story, I never ONE TIME ever heard of this douchebag, this NOBODY! I can guess though: the TV started talking about him as a celebrity, so you joined in? I didn't join in. TV is for idiots. This whole story is you dancing with the stars. Nothing this idiot does means shit on any level. It is a statement on nothing, just as YOU are a statement on nothing. YOU - go help people, or go crazy, or kill yourself, or become a great poet, pick anything you like. Nothing you do, don't do, become, or don't become, is a statement on anything or anyone BUT YOURSELF. Wake the fuck up, chuckles. I am a primate born on this ball of dirt. Unlike you, I don't consider myself below the other primates around me. I don't see any idiot they put on TV as having the power to define the world and history with his bufu behaviors. He proves what Christianity is? HAHAHAHA. I don't mind you making up little Gods for yourself from your fellow primates, but I would hope you could look a little higher than this nobody I never heard of.

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  5. The streets of "glory" are not paved with gold...it's tungsten.

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  6. Annonymous wed, 19 oct, 2011 is a victim of too much fellatio.
    Memo to anon, Stop sucking so many primate and non primate cocks, maybe then your thick skull will kick into gear.

    Camping is an asshole and people like anon illustrate why idiots should be extricated from pie in the sky ideas. They are at their best when on their knees. Go figure.

    Posted by: Thinker

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  7. Thinker, watch all the Tv you like. I understand you perfectly. You are just an average guy. Average people like you really is the issue. Symptoms are not the cause; they are the result. Take you for example: whatever it is that you do is only a symptom. The disease is mediocre intelligence, uncontrolled emotion, major self esteem issues. Why do you think anyone needs a 'group of other people' to be their enemy? You use that to define yourself, because you are better. This is about peer groups. You are correct; they are your peer group. Your peers were befuddled by one of my peers. My peers round up you and your peers and enslave them all the time. They control you the same way I would. When I want to control your mind, I put on tv cherry picked examples who I make leaders of my enemies. At the same time, I would never use tv to show you my friend's bad sides. When was the last time American TV showed nut case rabbis? Never. And they never will. Controlling you is no challenge at all. Situation speaks for itself. Comical little idiot atheists in their desperate battle against an enemy that they admit is a fantasy. How brave of you to battle gods that don't exist. You would be equally daring hunting dragons, unicorns, and leprechauns. Yes, this guy is very important to you. Once again this defines you. You LOOK UP AT other humans. What really matters is, you and his followers are identical. You are harmless little people in your little emotional fantasy lives of anger and outrage. Who cares? Some humans play the game and some get played. You get played. You whimper about who you JOIN and who you SERVE and who you RESIST. You are aware you are a pawn. To your credit, you never had a chance. A lot of well paid people control the programming of your mind. The very very carefully control what good guys and bad guys you see. Think about how much you admire homosexuals. You didn't tell us you do. Reading a chump like you is easy. In your tv life, homosexuals are ONLY heroes, and their criminals are never shown. So your mind is programmed that they are HEROES! So you run along now and get back to battle with your ghosts and fantasy characters and other morons of society. Personally, I see no difference between you and them, you are both symptoms of the weak minded.

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  8. Only thing missing in your asinine post is your phone number through which other feeble minded cock suckers can reach you with.

    Your swiss cheese brain is one fucking fuck fest of shit, victimhood and mediocrity. What's more is your need to project your acid-trip like, long-winding claptrap.. Your need to projects tells us all we need to know.

    Methinks anon can't stand the fact that he is an inferior, below average intelligence, attention-seeking whore, a pseudo intellectual with gutter grammar and syntax, a world-class failure and above all; a puny brained dysfunctional inbred, spastic one- finger typing, fellatio loving, chronic masturbating yammering love child of a union of two hirsute siblings.

    I can safely hazard a guess that the anon I speak of is some kind of male creature with or without retained testicles.

    Adieu .

    Posted by: Thinker

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  9. See, look how casually I broke you emotionally. Go get a hug from mommy. She will make you feel better. Angry much, twinkerbell? lol. oops, I forgot I was speaking to a mental inferior. Let me guess; in your fantasy world, you get this angry when you win, right? You know, most people get real angry when they win, don't they? haha

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  10. This reminds me of the Sara Palin Tea Party scam. Palin ran for national office as the Israeli Neocon partner of McCain 'Bomb Iran for Israel'. Palin the Israeli Neocon. Then the controlled media and Zionist money said, 'Palin is Tea Party.' The people who hated the Tea Party then immediately spammed the world with Palin the Tea Party Princess. Who is Palin? She is that Israeli Neocon who ran for office with McCain 'Israel first'. So what makes her Tea Party? A scam does. Now, this doomsday guy is the same scam. Take Mike Rivero for example. He mocks all ethnic causes - well, besides Hawaiian. When it is his personal cause it matters; everyone else is shit. Mike is religiously pro-homosexual. You know like, "How do you cure a homosexual?" Well, you arrest him for raping a small boy. Once arrested, he is instantly and forever more a heterosexual. What sexual orientation is a male priest sexually aroused by other male's sex organs? He is heterosexual of course. Male on Male is hetero - when a crime. See how it works. As a common minded bigot of Christians, the Palin scam is used here. WHO DECIDED this con artist 'speaks for all Christians?' The enemies of Christians decide. Exactly like Palin was scammed into Tea Party, this con artist is scammed into Christianity. None of that really matters so much; that is just how the world is. What does matter is the old story of drinking your own koolaid. One is a liar and conman, the other is a fool. Are people AWARE this conman is an example of the Palin scam? Nope. They drink their own koolaid. They ACTUALLY BELIEVE their own fairy tales. Please, learn to lie. I don't even mind. In fact, I respect a good liar. Lying is just a kind of war. Lie about your enemies to bring them down! Yeah! But, don't drink your own koolaid. That ruins what little intelligence people have.

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  11. Please don't confuse Camping's message with that of Christianity. Christianity is about living not about predicting death. Heck, the KKK believes they too have a Christian message. If camping truly practiced what he preached, he would have burned his clothes, burned his money and layed down in the middle of a field somewhere. By the way this is about his 8th prediction for the end.........

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